I’m not talking about a man’s hind parts. I’m referring to the trend of hipster males attempting to look like a samurai. A dude bun only sounds appropriate if it contains sesame seeds, and knowing Portland, many of the dude buns probably do. I don’t even like to say the phrase “dude…
I am writing on this show (unless they say “NO! NOT ANYMORE”). It’ll be great. Just look at that line-up! I don’t even have to convince you! Why am I still typing! Just look at that line-up and stop looking at these words.
I am fascinated by Dwayne Wade’s thought process in this clip. After making a tough lay-up, Lance Stephenson stares down Wade (the two got into a small skirmish earlier in the game, both receiving technical fouls), and Wade stares right back. Stephenson turns his back. Wade then chuckles, probably thinking “what a goofball” and a brief second passes before he reminds himself “Oh yeah, I’m a ten time all star/NBA Champion…MOM!He just looked at me!"
Lance Stephenson gets ejected for being Lance Stephenson.
“When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? I want my children listening to people who fucking rocked! I don’t care if they died in puddles of their own vomit, I want someone who plays from his fucking heart!”